—It’s Super Bowl Sunday, but before any football-watching can occur, the crew must survive the most dreaded of all conferences– Stake Conference. Later, everyone heads over to Daniel & Katey’s for a “smashing” Super Bowl party.

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Talking about the Oreo Cake at Jen’s birthday

Jake: “If Bill Gates was a dessert, that would be him, cause they’re so rich.”

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Spencer: “Stake Conference. They always put it on Super Bowl Sunday, because they want to guilt trip us into not watching the Super Bowl… which is stupid, cause we’re gonna watch it anyways so— (roll opening credits)

Mike confronts Natalia on cheating at Mikewire Hangman

Mike: “Natalia. I think in Law School they teach her ways to cheat in everything she does.”

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Cody: I hope this isn’t a cry for Affirmative Action or something…”

Natalia: ” I could make that point, but I didn’t wanna go there.”

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Mike: “BYU 13th Stake. Stake Conference– the most dreaded of all conferences.”

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Natalia: “Luis is mad at me, because I don’t know the characters on said Smash game.”

Luis: “It’s not just Smash. It’s from the most popular video games of all-time! Zelda! Mario! HELLOOOO!!!!!!”

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Natalia: “There’s almost no chocolate in those cookies.”

Cody: “You know, for a brown person, you could put in some more chocolate.”

Larkin: “We’re a racist couple! What can we say?”

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Taking us on a tour of the DK home

Natalia: “On the door here, we have ‘Return With Honor.’ Because Daniel and Katey are going to have a baby and name her Honor. But because they both won’t have had any kids before, they don’t remember that they have to bring her back. So they have this little sign so that they don’t forget.”

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Katey: “The only reason I learned how to play Smash was because I had a crush on somebody (pointing at Daniel).”

Natalia: “The truth comes out! The only reason girls play video games is to impress the boys they like?! What?!”

Katey: “I was pretty good.”

Luis: “Were you!?!?!”

Katey: “… No.”

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Natalia: “Cody, would you be more impressed with Larkin if she played video games better?”

Cody: “You know what? She’s already tried learning and she’s on her way.”

Luis: “No she’s not!! Come on!”

Cody: “You know, it’s a nice something to do.”

Luis: “The day Larkin beats Cody at Smash is the day I grow [my] hair [back].”

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Natalia: “What ship are they fighting on?”

Luis: “It’s called the Great Fox. It’s the ship that holds all the Arwings, Landmasters, and … I forget what the name of the submarine was.”

Brent: “Luis, how long did you go when you didn’t have friends?!”

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