—Sean and Sarah make final preparations to leave Utah. Later, Dinnerfest Two, at the Mayan, doubles as a farewell dinner for the Texas-bound couple. Finally, the day arrives of their grand departure– their Great Escape.

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Jamison: We ended up having to wait, I believe, for 4.5 days… why would we needa make reservations? It’s not like it’s gonna be busy… at the mall… on a Saturday night.”

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Spencer: “And divers were diving that really didn’t resemble Mayans at all. They resembled pasty white thin little kids.”

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Norm: “Even if you are interested in the male speedo divers… those guys, they’re not even that good looking.”

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Jamison: “As I began to eat, I realized that… If I wanted to eat cafeteria lunch, I could’ve gone to Provo High School earlier that day, because this food tasted like BUTT.”

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Sean: “When you have a mexican restaurant run by white people, it’s not gonna be that good. Let’s be honest here. You need a brown person running a mexican restaurant. That’s just how it goes!”

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Norm: “It’s just like eating your mom’s cooking. Well… not necessarily your mom’s but like somebody’s. … Just some food that someone gave you.”

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Brent: “I would recommend going there, but not to eat good food… just to look at food and decide it doesn’t look good and you don’t wanna eat it. So, you give it to your dog when you get home.”

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Jamison: “And then to make matters worse, these naked nasties come out on the cliff and jump in the water. They’re all white and pasty gross. Granted, I’m pretty white and pasty underneath this shirt, but you don’t see me diving off of cliffs in front of lots of people.”

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Spencer: “The only thing good here was the COKE.”